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Add me on snap chat: ssk1990

I really want to have playful sex with someone :/ like not super rough but like playful sex

dextermorg4n:

dextermorg4n:

We had a Halloween party and no one ever bothered to pack up the skeleton

How the fuck did anyone find this

dextermorg4n:

dextermorg4n:

We had a Halloween party and no one ever bothered to pack up the skeleton

How the fuck did anyone find this

1v1meirlkidim11:

What is an ebola patients favorite sport?

E-bowling.

Please laugh at my jokes I work very hard on them.

1v1meirlkidim11:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

>when shawty suck u so hard u nut pasta

Haven’t seen that before…

1v1meirlkidim11:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

>when shawty suck u so hard u nut pasta

Haven’t seen that before…

barely-mortal:

So tempted to get my hair cut like Lt Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) from Inglorious Basterds. But I know I’d non stop quote lines from the film if I did!

Eli Roth or the Bear Jew had an awesome haircut

august-mortal:

Everything seems to be sexist today in society.

That is sexist, this is sexist, you’re sexist, I’m sexist. A sexy woman? That’s sexist. An ugly woman? That’s sexist. Video games? Sexist. Music? Sexist. Instruments? Sexist. Movies? Sexist. Novels? Sexist. Advertisements? Sexist. The pavement? Sexist. Clothing? Sexist. Comic Sans? Sexist. Males? Sexist. Females? Sexist. Babies? Sexist. Sex? Sexist. Sexism? Sexist. Air? Sexist.